we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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