Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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