Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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