Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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