the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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