he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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