No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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