He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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