so explain again why im purple
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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