dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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