we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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