That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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