and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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