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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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