great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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