i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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