Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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