Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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