haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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