what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I need moral support for this bender
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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