the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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