Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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