i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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