Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
