my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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