It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dicks are not precious.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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