I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you didnt know i had herpes?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think my moral compass just broke
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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