I puked a lego.
now i know why i became what i already was.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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