can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
