I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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