I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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