Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
