Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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