i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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