tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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