chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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