butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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