guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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