if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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