Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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