So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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