after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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