No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
