Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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