she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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