We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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