ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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