we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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