you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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