it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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