We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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